3 hours ago with 9,932 notes via gayrusvakarian (source: electroteen)
#palette #aesthetic

Jules Bastien-Lepage (1848-1884) Saison d’Octobre - detail

Jules Bastien-Lepage (1848-1884) Saison d’Octobre - detail

4 hours ago with 294 notes via martyred (source: detail-detail-detail)
#art

Did you know that fluff expires? Also did you know that it still tastes pretty decent five months after that expiration date?

7 hours ago with 3 notes
cassowarykisses:

And I can prove it.
Anonymous: I thought my wife's uncle was cool, but he just emailed me a racist joke. Does he think I like that shit? What have I done to make this man think I'm a racist?

yoisthisracist:

What are you going to do to make sure he knows you’re not?

yes

yes

1 day ago with 10,939 notes via quagsires (source: oucu)
#aesthetic

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poupon:

RIP Hilary Clinton’s presidential campaign April 1, 1948-May 1, 1948. Better luck in the next election cycle, sweet prince.

UPDATE:
people are getting offed in the same order as a horror film all up in this trail. Kayne West lived through the measles, a broken leg, thypoid fever, and Joe Biden getting bit five times by a snake, but finally died of “getting sick”. No one man deserved all that Dover’s Powder

UPDATE 2:

When i told my dad that Romney died of dysentery, dad delivered this moving eulogy: “Well, he was always full of shit”.

UPDATE 3: 

Joe Biden is currently celebrating his 8th snakebite. The game isn’t even bothering to print out full news items regarding this anymore, it just says “Joe Biden” and then assumes you know what is going to follow after that. Got bit by a snake, I know, game. I know

UPDATE 4:

R.I.P. Joe “Got Bit By A Snake” Biden. Since the news feed was vague as to the cause of death, I’m just going to assume he died of being Joe Biden, as the previous day’s news item implies.  It’s just Obama left on this lonesome road to Oregon. Remember, Obama, HOPE! And/or CHANGE!

UPDATE 5:
Unfortunately, not even Obama is immune to the tides of change and the rough waters of… uh. Change. After being ghost-piloted into one too many rocks while fording a river, Obama finally swam to that big oval office in the sky.  ”Many wagons fail to make it all the way to Oregon”, the game indifferently tells us. Yes, many wagons fail. But this was The Nation’s Wagon. Though there were many like it, this one was Ours. RIP…. America.

….

…SO WHO WANTS TO PLAY AGAIN WITH RUSSIAN POLITICIANS?

reblog with the whole story of the 2012 presidential race to oregon, for those who have only seen bits an pieces of it.

bits and pieces… just like what our wagon became… Alas, America! Alas, humanity!

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there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

1 day ago with 173,578 notes via misfireofficial (source: weloveshortvideos.com)
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